X. You should wash your hair after you fool around with someone.

Daxian: Really? Let me smell.

(Daxian turns to chase after Heizi. There's a knock at the door.)

Heizi: Don't mess around! Open the door already. Xiaoshi's here. Let's play

poker!

A toothbrush salesman enters

Salesman: Hello Gentlemen. I'm in advertising at the Huichen Company. Allow

me to take a few seconds of your precious time. On the eve of the 21st

Century we are happy to invite you to learn about our company's new high

tech product: the Diamond Brand-Diamond Patterned-Diamond Toothbrush, a

revolution in health care. People don't know it, but every day after they

brush their teeth, bacteria quickly flourishes in their mouth creating tooth

decay, causing halitosis and tartar build up. What can you do about it? The

only sure-fire cure is to use our company's Diamond Brand-Diamond

Patterned-Diamond Toothbrush every morning and every night. You'll

exterminate any chance of bacteria forming, freshen your breath, and never

get tooth decay. First thing in the morning, brush your teeth and leave the

house with dignity. In the evening, brush your teeth and kick start your sex

drive. Since this is the first toothbrush examined and verified by the

Chinese Dental Association it can prevent cavities very effectively. At the

same time, it is the only toothbrush verified and recommended by the Chinese

Committee of Preventative Medicine. I don't want to mislead anyone here, my

testimony is only to tell you about a success that's worthy of true

celebration. Where does this happiness come from? This gentleman has asked a

good question. The Huichen Company is running a "present, offer and give"

customer appreciation campaign to thank the good citizens of Beijing for

buying our Diamond Brand-Diamond Patterned-Diamond Toothbrush. So what does

"present, offer and give" mean? This gentleman has asked another good

question. "Present, offer and give," means that we present, offer and give

you two Diamond Toothbrushes for free. Come on gentlemen, let's brush our

lives clean and soar to another world!

Daxian: Got it. Give me two.

Daxian and Heizi take toothbrushes from the salesman's outstretched hand.

Daxian: OK. Get out.

Salesman: It's like this gentlemen. We present, offer and give you two

toothbrushes, and you buy one Diamond Brand Toothbrush, for a total of 16

yuan . . .

Heizi: Nope, we don't want the third. Two are enough.

Salesman: No, it's not like that. You don't understand what I mean.

Daxian: You give, we want. What else is there to understand?

Heizi: Give me two more, he still doesn't have any. (He says motioning

toward Malu sitting motionless by the table.)

Salesman: It's not like that.

Daxian: Wait, wait, wait. I want to ask you something. You guys are running

a "present, offer and give" customer appreciation campaign, right?

Salesman: Right.

Daxian: I'm a customer, right?

Salesman: Right.

Daxian: I want these two toothbrushes, OK?

Salesman: OK.

Daxian: So what's the problem? Get out of here. We've got things to do.

Salesman: It's not like that, mister.

Daxian: How is it not like that?

(The salesman looks at the three guys.)

Salesman: I'm not selling them. Give me back the toothbrushes.

(Daxian and Heizi grow impatient. Malu speaks.)

Malu: One toothbrush is 16 yuan?

(The salesman looks at Malu thinking he can speak sensibly to him.)

Salesman: (Toward Daxian and Heizi) Perhaps you two didn't get my meaning.

(He rushes over to Malu's side) I am the advertising representative from

Huichen Company. We are currently conducting a customer appreciation

campaign. We give you two free toothbrushes; you buy one toothbrush, which

makes three toothbrushes for a total of 16 yuan . . .

Malu: Wait a minute. Didn't you just say that one was 16 yuan?

Salesman: And we give you two for free.

Malu: We only want the free ones. We don't want the one's that cost money.

Are you stupid, or just retarded?

Salesman: Brother, I made a mistake. Look, it's not easy for me to do

business. If you really want them, you give me 16 yuan and you take all

three.

Malu: Hold on, hold on. I just want to ask, how much is one toothbrush?

Salesman: Sixteen.

Malu: And three?

Salesman: Sixteen.

Malu: Do you think I'm an idiot? I only want one? Do you understand that or

not? Can you count or not? ONE. Not THREE. How much? Careful what you say.