Family-related Jokes

☺ A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love & that he is going to get

married. He says, "Just for fun, Ma, I'm going to bring over three women & you try & guess which one I'm going to marry." The mother agrees. The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house & sits them down on the couch & they chat for a while. He then says, "Okay, Ma, guess which one I'm going to marry." She immediately replies, "The one on the right." "That's amazing, Ma. You're right. How did you know? The Jewish mother replies, "I don't like her."

☺The wedding ceremony had just concluded. The groom thrust his hand into his overalls pocket &

asked the preacher what he owed him. “In these parts we don’t charge for this service,” the reverend replied. “But you may pay according to your bride’s beauty.” The groom handed the preacher a dollar bill. The pastor then raised the bride’s veil, took a look & dug into his own pocket. “Here’s fifty cents change.”

☺Woman to a friend: “We’re still working out the wedding arrangements. I want one & he

doesn’t.”

☺Wife: “We’ve got to fire the driver. He’s nearly killed me four times.”

Husband: “He’s a good man. Let’s give him another chance.”

☺ Father: “Son, I’m spanking you because I love you.”

Son: “Dad, I’d like to be big enough to return you love.”

• Tell your group some other funny family-related jokes or stories if you know.

• Look at the following family pictures. Decide which of them should take the 1^st,

the 2^nd, the 3^rd place as the funniest family picture here. Explain your choice.

“ First the good news: There are only three articles in English: a, an & the. The bad news is that their proper usage complex, especially when you get into the advanced use of English. Quite often you have to work it out by what sounds right, which can be frustrating for a learner.”

“The three articles — a, an, the — are a kind of adjective. The is called the definite article because it usually precedes a specific or previously mentioned noun. A & an are called indefinite articles because they are used to refer to something in a less specific manner (an unspecified count noun). These words are also listed among the noun markers or determiners because they are almost invariably followed by a noun (or something else acting as a noun).”