Thesaurus

accompanying: ( adj) concomitant,

morosely, fiercely, drearily, sourly,

sense, wisdom, substance, fact.

concurrent, related, acceding,

gloomily, dreadfully, hardly,

pitch: ( n, v) fling, cast, degree, dip, tilt,

Incidental, accessory, subservient,

horridly, sullenly. ANTONYMS:

lurch, toss, throw, slant; ( v) chuck,

auxiliary, collateral, minor,

( adv) brightly, pleasantly, warmly.

hurl.

supplementary.

heavens: ( n) firmament, heaven, sky, radiant: ( adj, v) bright, glittering, descending: ( v) descend; ( adj)

welkin, sphere, atmosphere, celestial lustrous, beamy, glorious; ( adj) downhill, down, descendent,

sphere, space, skies, area, vault of

beaming, luminous, effulgent, lucid,

decreasing, dropping, falling,

heaven.

glowing, beautiful. ANTONYMS:

sloping, degressive, occasive; ( adv)

nonsense: ( n) bosh, absurdity,

( adj) gloomy, dark, pale, unhappy.

downward. ANTONYM: ( adj)

humbug, balderdash, foolishness,

silvery: ( adj) silvern, argent, bright,

upward.

drivel, folderol, baloney, falderal,

white, gray, rich, silverish,

grimly: ( adv) severely, harshly,

jargon, claptrap. ANTONYMS: ( n)

melodious, fair, Argentine, clear.

George Bernard Shaw

77

MRS. EYNSFORD HILL.

Good-bye, Mr. Higgins.%

HIGGINS.

Good-bye. Good-bye.

MRS. EYNSFORD HILL

[to PICKERING] It's no use. I shall never be able to bring myself to use that word.

PICKERING.

Don't. It's not compulsory, you know. You'll get on quite well without it.

MRS. EYNSFORD HILL.

Only, Clara is so down on me if I am not positively reeking with the latest slang. Good-bye.

PICKERING.

Good-bye [They shake hands].

MRS. EYNSFORD HILL

[to MRS. HIGGINS] You mustn't mind Clara. [PICKERING, catching from her lowered tone that this is not meant for him to hear, discreetly joins HIGGINS at the window]. We're so poor! and she gets so few parties, poor child! She doesn't quite know. [MRS. HIGGINS, seeing that her eyes are moist, takes her hand sympathetically and goes with her to the door]. But the boy is nice. Don't you think so?

MRS. HIGGINS.

Oh, quite nice. I shall always be delighted to see him.

MRS. EYNSFORD HILL.

Thank you, dear. Good-bye. [She goes out].

HIGGINS

[eagerly] Well? Is Eliza presentable [he swoops on his mother and drags her to the ottoman, where she sits down in ELIZA'S place with her son on her left]?

Thesaurus

catching: ( adj) communicable,

recklessly, obviously.

put one over, put one across, put on,

infectious, epidemic, gripping,

presentable: ( adj) decent, personable,

dupe.

transferable, zymotic; ( n) discovery,

satisfactory, acceptable, suitable,

sympathetically: ( adv)

take, playing, uncovering, getting.

passable, comely, tidy, neat,

compassionately, tenderly,

ANTONYM: ( adj) noncommunicable. becoming, sufficient. ANTONYMS: considerately, agreeably, favorably,

discreetly: ( adv) carefully, judiciously, ( adj) unsatisfactory, untidy, sensitively, caringly, benevolently,

cautiously, unobtrusively, wisely,

inadequate.

thoughtfully, mercifully, humanely.

quietly, thoughtfully, considerately, reeking: ( adj) dripping, overly diluted, ANTONYMS: ( adv) meanly, modestly, tactfully, warily.

odorous, noisome, high, fetid, stale;

thoughtlessly, unfeelingly, severely,

ANTONYMS: ( adv) brazenly,

( v) sloppy, soft, soaking, sodden.

unkindly, roughly, negatively,

shamelessly, indiscreetly, tactlessly, slang: ( n) lingo, cant, vernacular, disapprovingly, cruelly, tactlessly.

carelessly, flagrantly, arrogantly,

argot, dialect, patois, language; ( v)

78

Pygmalion

[PICKERING returns to his chair on her right.]

MRS. HIGGINS.

You silly boy, of course she's not presentable. She's a triumph of your art and of her dressmaker's; but if you suppose for a moment that she doesn't give herself away in every sentence she utters, you must be perfectly cracked about her.%

PICKERING.

But don't you think something might be done? I mean something to eliminate the sanguinary element from her conversation.

MRS. HIGGINS.

Not as long as she is in Henry's hands.

HIGGINS

[aggrieved] Do you mean that my language is improper?

MRS. HIGGINS.

No, dearest: it would be quite proper--say on a canal barge; but it would not be proper for her at a garden party.

HIGGINS

[deeply injured] Well I must say--

PICKERING

[interrupting him] Come, Higgins: you must learn to know yourself. I haven't heard such language as yours since we used to review the volunteers in Hyde Park twenty years ago.

HIGGINS

[sulkily] Oh, well, if you say so, I suppose I don't always talk like a bishop.

MRS. HIGGINS

[quieting Henry with a touch] Colonel Pickering: will you tell me what is the exact state of things in Wimpole Street?

PICKERING

[cheerfully: as if this completely changed the subject] Well, I have come to Thesaurus

barge: ( n) lighter, pontoon, boat, hoy,

( adj) precious, intimate, sweet.

acceptable, sensitive, moral, correct,

wherry, houseboat, scow, craft,

eliminate: ( v) do away with, delete,

dignified, lawful, clean, honest.

flatboat, buss; ( v) obtrude.

rid, dispel, wipe out, obliterate,

sanguinary: ( adj) gory, bloodthirsty,

canal: ( n) channel, conduit, duct,

annihilate, cancel, eradicate,

murderous, butcherly, sanguineous,

sound, culvert, adit, trench, sewer,

extinguish, get rid of. ANTONYMS:

slaughterous, cruel, ferocious, fell,

passage, watercourse, pipe.

( v) include, welcome, necessitate,

bloodstained; ( v) sanguinolent.

cracked: ( adj) nutty, batty, crazy,

choose, add, establish, insert.

volunteers: ( n) standing army,

chapped, balmy, wacky, dotty,

improper: ( adj) false, illicit,

military forces, the line, troops,

crackled, deranged, loony, crackers.

illegitimate, unsuitable, wrong,

armed force, militia, troops of the

ANTONYMS: ( adj) resonant, sane.

indecent, bad, coarse, amiss, faulty;

line, regulars, soldiery, the army,

dearest: ( n) dear, darling, love, honey, ( adj, v) indecorous. ANTONYMS: yeomanry.

lover, sweetheart, loved one, baby;

( adj) suitable, fitting, polite,

George Bernard Shaw

79

live there with Henry. We work together at my Indian Dialects; and we think it more convenient--

MRS. HIGGINS.

Quite so. I know all about that: it's an excellent arrangement. But where does this girl live?

HIGGINS.

With us, of course. Where would she live?

MRS. HIGGINS.

But on what terms? Is she a servant? If not, what is she?

PICKERING

[slowly] I think I know what you mean, Mrs. Higgins.%

HIGGINS.

Well, dash me if I do! I've had to work at the girl every day for months to get her to her present pitch. Besides, she's useful. She knows where my things are, and remembers my appointments and so forth.

MRS. HIGGINS.

How does your housekeeper get on with her?

HIGGINS.

Mrs. Pearce? Oh, she's jolly glad to get so much taken off her hands; for before Eliza came, she had to have to find things and remind me of my appointments. But she's got some silly bee in her bonnet about Eliza. She keeps saying "You don't think, sir": doesn't she, Pick?

PICKERING.

Yes: that's the formula. "You don't think, sir." That's the end of every conversation about Eliza.

HIGGINS.

As if I ever stop thinking about the girl and her confounded vowels and consonants. I'm worn out, thinking about her, and watching her lips and her teeth and her tongue, not to mention her soul, which is the quaintest of the lot.